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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute."
What am I...? A microwave?
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Девойка разговаря със смартфона си: Me: Siri, why am I alone? Девушка разговаривает со своим смартфоном: Frage an Siri:"Wieso bin ich noch immer Single?" Siri öffnet die Frontkamera. Fragt eine Frau: "Siri, warum bin ich Single?" Siri öffnet Frontkamera.     Un homme à son cellulaire Apple : - Siri, pourquoi je suis célibataire? Et siri ouvre la caméra.
"Siri, why am I still single?"
Siri activates front camera.
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Ist es normal, dass mein Handy auch im Flugzeugmodus nicht weiter als 25 Meter fliegt? Нормално ли е телефонът ми да лети само около 25 метра в самолетен режим? A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come? Изпуснах си телефона от пети етаж, а долу - паркинг. Ама нищо му нямаше - бях го сложил в самолетен режим. Hier, j'ai jeté mon téléphone par la fenêtre et il s'est cassé en tombant par terre, pourtant il était en mode avion!
My iPhone fell from the 20th floor.
Good thing it was in airplane mode.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Anthony Wеinеr got in trouble with his Hispanic online name "Carlos Danger".
He is now using a French online name, "Jacques Ouef".
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I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company.
One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh.
The procedure required him to delete an old file.
On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted.
I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash.
Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash."
Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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Why use Linux:
No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it.
It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love.
He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him.
The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love.
I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive.
After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind.
It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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I love pressing F5. It is so refreshing.
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How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you.
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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Yo Momma so sтuрid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, ''Wait!
Stop! Thieves! You forgot the remote!''
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows... You don't find Chuck Norris; he finds you.
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Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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Peter: "Your secretary is very sеxy..."
Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right воов, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left воов, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..."
Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You ваsтаrd!"
You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
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Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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Here is an actual list of aircraft problems reported by pilots at the end of the day for the mechanics to fix before takeoff the next day followed by the notes the mechanics left for the pilots to read the next morning.
(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
(S) Almost replaced left inside main tire
(P) Something loose in cockpit
(S) Something tightened in cockpit
(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
(S) Evidence removed
(P) DME volume unbelievably loud
(S) Volume set to more believable level
(P) Number three engine missing
(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replies the stunned man.
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies: "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop?"
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The 21st century:
Deleting history is more important than making it.
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