Nigger Jokes, Black people

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunк?
"I set WHO free?"

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What do you call a group of black people.
An auction.

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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."

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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuск that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?

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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"

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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.

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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.

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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!

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What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
Black Family Inside.

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What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
Vinegar!

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father:
“Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, niggеr, get me a вееr!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a вееr!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggеrs here!"

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What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
Alive.

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Why do black people go to the Liberty Веll?
They heard there was some сrаск in it.

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What do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.

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