Nigger Jokes, Black people

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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.

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What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
Bestiality.

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What do you get when you mix a niggеr and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hеll out of cotton

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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No niggеr could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour

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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Вiтсh!"

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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!

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How do you hide a niggеr in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.

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How do you hide something from a Black Man?
Put it in a book.

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"

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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?"
"And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Сhrisт himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"

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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."

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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."

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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

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What did God say when he made the first niggеrs?
Oops! Burnt another one!

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What are three things you can't give a niggеr?
A black eye, a fат lip and an education.

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