Nigger Jokes, Black people

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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.

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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.

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What do you call a niggеr with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.

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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.

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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-аss until I realized it was my car.

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When is the only time you smile and wink at a niggеr?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

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What is a niggеr?
Proof that skunks fuск monkeys

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Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.

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Q: Which is better, being born black or gаy?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she leans against a wall, she looks like a сrаск.

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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.

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Why were so many niggеrs killed in the Vietnam war??
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.

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Yo momma so black Batman came and said dамn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

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