Stoner jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

If I drank as much as I smoked wееd, I'd be dead.

1

0

Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed

1

0

I'd rather have a world of potheads than alcoholics.

1

0

Don't get high......Stay high!

1

0

If she can roll, wife that вiтсh.

1

0

UNDER the influence, but ABOVE the ignorance.

1

0

Got busted with wееd once and the cop asked me to give up my source. I said "Mother Earth."

1

0

I'm not addicted to wееd, but I smoke it like I am.

1

0

Gas prices may be high, but I am definitely higher.

1

0

Girls that smoke wееd > Girls that smoke cigarettes.

1

0

Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.

1

0

Sometimes I smell wееd and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes.

1

0

Good wееd and good music. Total relaxation.

1

0

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

1

0

I stay high cause I like the view.

1

0

Wееd doesn't make you sтuрid, you were sтuрid before you smoked the wееd.

1

0

Purple haze got me in a daze.

1

0

Girls that look like barbie, but smoke like marley

1

0