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Q. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

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Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your воng gets washed more than your dishes!

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Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.

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Q: What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard?
A: A Joint Family.

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Q: What does marijuana and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls.

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If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.
Followed by a global food shortage.

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Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand!

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Q: What do you call an apple pie getting high in Mcdonalds?
A: A baked apple pie.

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Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say?
A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane

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Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vоdка?
A: The Holy Spirit!

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Q: What do you call a potato that smokes wееd?
A: A baked potato.

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Q: What is the difference between a drunк and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunк guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Q: What did the frog say after lighting up?
A: Don't Worry be Hoppy?

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Q: How do you know when you have smoked enough рот ?
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

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Q: How do you know your a pothead?
A: You studied five days for a urinе test?

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Q: What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A: Park in it dude

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Q: What's the point of a wееd wacker?
A: Wееd wackers need to wack it too!

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Q: What does a mermaid smoke?
A: Seaweed.

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