Valentine's Day Jokes

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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Make sure to give your side b*tch a pencil for Valentine's day so she knows she is #2.

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I don’t believe in Valentine’s Day.
Today is the only day when I can bring myself to tell my wife I love her.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty!

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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