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Две госпожици играят голф. Една слънчева неделна утрин две жени отишли да поиграят голф. Deux copines jouent au golf. La première balance son swing Две дамы играют в гольф. Одна бьет по мячу и с ужасом видит как он попадает в одного из мужчин из компании Duas mulheres estavam jogando golfe numa manhã de sábado. Uma delas errou a tacada e atingiu um jogador próximo. Quando a bola atingiu o homem Deux copines sont en train de jouer au golf par une belle matinée d'un samedi. La première des deux balance son swing et... constate avec horreur que sa balle est allée directement sur un groupe de... Twee vrouwen zijn aan het golfen en eentje geeft een ferme dreun op het balletje. Het vliegt recht naar de volgende hole waar 2 mannen staan te spelen en eentje wordt geraakt. Hij valt meteen op de... Twee vrouwen spelen op zondagmorgen een partijtje golf. Op een zeker moment slaat de ene vrouw de bal behoorlijk uit de richting. Het is zelfs zo erg dat ze enkele honderden meters verder een man... Bir cumartesi sabahı.. İki genç kadın golf oynuyorlar. Sarışın olanı topu dikmiş sopayı öyle bir savurmuş’ki top havada kurşun gibi uçmuş Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to... 2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a man in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i'll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her... Két nő játszik a golfpályán. Egyikük üt egy nagyot Deux jeunes et jolies femmes jouent au golf un samedi matin ensoleillé. La première d'un superbe swing frappe la balle. Et Două tipe joacă golf şi se distrează de minune până când una dintre ele trimite mingea exact în mijlocul unui grup de bărbaţi. Din nefericire Uma loira esta jogando golfe quando da uma tacada e acerta um homem que logo cai no chão Uma loira estava jogando golf!Quando da uma tacada muito forte e acerta um rapaz que cai com as mãos entre as pernas. Com dó a loira diz ser uma enfermeira e sugere uma massagem. Que o rapaz... Em um campo de golfe Uma moça estava participando de um campeonato de golfe Bir grup kadın golf oynamaktadırlar. Kadınlardan biri sert bir vuruş yapar ve top biraz ötede oynayan erkeklerin tarafına gider Golfo klubas. Dvi moterys žaidžia golfą. Viena kad užsimos
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his "pain."
"Please allow me to help, I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!"
She told him earnestly.
"ohh No, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain".
She began to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "yes, that feels pretty good ... but my thumb still hurts like hеll!"
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir ."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. "
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don"t be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn"t have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you"re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn"t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you"re driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON"T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma"am?"
"Only when he"s been drinking, officer."
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Пуст остров 5 άντρες και 1 γυναίκα ναυαγοί На един кораб имало 100 моряци и една жена На един остров след корабокрушение останали 100 мъже и една жена. Deux hommes et une femme sont naufragés sur une île. Ils assouvissent à trois leurs besoins sexuels.Au bout de quelques semaines A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month След корабокрушение Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because... Nach einem Schiffsunglück können sich drei Männer und eine Frau auf eine einsame Insel retten. Natürlich hatten sie auch gewisse Bedürfnisse. Daher beschließen sie 3 menn og ei lekker blondine strandet på ei øde øy. - Etter 3 uker sider dama: "Nå orker jeg ikke dette griseriet lenger 30 de bărbaţi şi o femeie naufragiază pe o insulă pustie. După 30 de zile Kuģa katastrofa. Uz neapdzīvotas salas izsēdina 40 vīriešus un vienu sievieti. Pēc nedēļas sieviete paziņo: Nē
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