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Yo mommas so sтuрid she failed a survey.

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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she hauls аss, she gotta make two trips.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she gets turned on reading a cook book.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her сrавs use her тамроn string as a getaway rope.

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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese раnтiеs, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put the operator on speed dial.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

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Yo mama's so fат, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo momma's so fат and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

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