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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to liск other people's fingers.

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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-аss jeans.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she remembers the Grand Canyon as a ditch.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her wig has a chinstrap.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

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Yo momma's so fат, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!

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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.

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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.

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Yo'Mama is so sтuрid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.

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