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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.

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Yo mama's so fат, when someone drove by her they said "Wow, whales can walk!"

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the elephants at the zoo throw her peanuts.

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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own сrавs.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she invented a ventilated соndом.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

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Yo mama's so fат that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.

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Yo momma so fат, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

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