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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she does her homework on an Etch-a-Sketch.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's donating her body to science fiction.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick as a body moisturizer.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on radar.

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Yo' Mama is so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she told your little sister that Santa Claus was dead.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, when I went to her house, a rat held me up while a cockroach stole my wallet.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her back scratcher is a spruce.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she puts on her BVDs, it spells out "boulevard."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, she has to creep up and take the bath by surprise.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she stood in front of a revolving door for three hours looking for the doorknob.

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Yo' Mama's house is so dirтy, the roaches ride around in ATVs.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I can't even describe her 'cause I'm too scared to look.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I'd expect change.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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