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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she got to the sеx question on the job application, she wrote "not lately."

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, when she went into the woods, Bigfoot took pictures of her .

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Yo' Mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind вlоw it.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.

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Yo' Mama is so bald, I can see what she's thinking.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I stepped on a cockroach crawling across her floor, she said, "Now what do we do for supper?"

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Yo' Mama's head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don't get wet.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she was born, they had to perform a C-D-E-F-G-section.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to cover her head before her feet will get into bed with her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she when wears leather pants to a party, people sit on her воотy thinking it's a couch.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she goes to the barber for a chest trim.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she was born, her parents got blueprints instead of a birth certificate.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she's banned from all-you-can-eat restaurants.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put the air conditioner in backwards so she could chill outside.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she brushes her hair with her toothbrush.

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