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Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession.
At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people.
Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this?
The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.”
Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?”
He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!”
So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?”
He responds, “Get on line!”
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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,
“I have great news for you.
Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”
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Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.”
Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery.
I just buried my mother-in-law” replied Sid.
”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face scratched all over?”.
”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hеll of a fight!”
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A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring.
One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it.
"My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL.
It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing:
"Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…"
"What did you see?"
"I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…"
"Wow horror!"
"Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your mother in law?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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“Oh, I sure am glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.”
The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked.
“He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy.
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Things Men Don't Say:
- Let's watch Lifetime.
- Sеx is overrated.
- I don't want to go too far on the first date.
- Yes, your sister does have вiggеr вrеаsтs than you.
- Don't we owe your mother a visit?
- I'm relieved I don't have a large реnis weighing me down.
- Dessert goes right to my hips.
- I hate when I miss Oprah.
- Does this suit make me look fат?
- I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner, and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles then."
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I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother-in-law … …
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…who lives at 1887 3rd st, LA 90323, the blue house. She gets off work at 6.
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Mother-in-law came for dinner and said,
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Когато тъщата падне от колело... Кога свекрвата/тештата падне од велосипед... Cuando la suegra se cae de la bicicleta... Когда тёща падает с велосипеда... Wenn die Schwiegermutter vom Fahrrad stürzt... Quand la belle-mère fait une chute à vélo... Όταν η πεθερά πέφτει από το ποδήλατο... Quando la suocera cade dalla bicicletta... Kayınvalide bisikletten düştüğünde... Коли теща падає з велосипеда... Quando a sogra cai da bicicleta... Kiedy teściowa spada z roweru... När svärmor faller av cykeln... Når svigermor falder af cyklen... Når svigermor faller av sykkelen... Kun anoppi putoaa pyörän selästä... Amikor az anyós leesik a kerékpárról... Când soacra cade de pe bicicletă... Keď svokra spadne z bicykla... Když tchyně spadne z kola... Kai anyta nukrenta nuo dviračio... Kad vīramāte nokrīt no velosipēda... Kad svekrva padne s bicikla...
When the mother-in-law falls off her bike...
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Оставям тъщата Ја оставам таштата Dejando a la suegra Высаживаю тёщу Schwiegermutter absetzen Déposer la belle-mère Αφήνω την πεθερά Lasciando la suocera Kayınvalideyi bırakıyorum Висаджую тещу Deixando a sogra Zostawiam teściową Lämnar svärmor De schoonmoeder afzetten Sværmor aflevere Leverer svigermor Jätän anopin Anyós lerakása Lăsând soacra Odvážím tchyni Paleidžiu uošvę Atstāju vīramāti Ostavljam punicu
Dropping off Mother-in-law
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Най-после сложихме банята за тъшата Baignoire de belle maman enfin installée
Mother-in-law's bathtub finally installed
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