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Why VOTE?
The U.S.A.Is an Obama-Nation !

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Why won't Obama laugh at himself?
Because it would be racist.

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Did you hear about the new Obama Diet?
You let Putin eat your lunch every day.

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How does President Obama plan to address the countries immigration problems?
By deporting Senator Ted Cruz.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
Barack Obama!

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Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
Because it's too easy to make jokes at Mitt Romney's expense.

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What does Obama do after a wet dream?
Get up and sсrеw the country.

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Why did Barack Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden?
He didn't want any Bushes at the White House.

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Why does Obama always talk in circles?
He has two left shoes.

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Why are Obamas ratings so low?
I don't know but let me be clear, Obama will get go the bottom of it and the IRS will hold them accountable.

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What is Obama's archenemy?
The constitution

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What does OBAMA stand for?
One Big Аss Mistake America.

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Mitt Romney puts women in Binders. Obama puts Women on the "Supreme Court"

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28% of Americans voted for President Obama just because they enjoy watching white people embarrass themselves after he wins.

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If Obama controlled Halloween, would he take all the candy from the kids trick-or-treated and give it to the kids who didn't trick-or-treat?

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If Barack Obama has a mandate to do anything, it's to raise Mitt Romney's taxes

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Richard Nixon put a man on the moon, Barack Obama put a man in the womens room.

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If you think Allen West won but President Obama didn't, ask someone to hold your wallet for you.

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