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Chistes sobre bancos y banquer...
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Other than health care what other promises has Barack Obama made to the American People?
Balancing the budget, reining in the banks and putting a unicorn in every backyard!
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Making bank, and smoking dank.
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What did the bank robber french fry say to the potato cop?
“Just fry and stop me!”
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Who are the two most famous skeleton bank robbers? Boney and Clavicle.
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What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?
“I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”
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Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
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What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It opened its own branch.
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Why did the frog go to jail?
He robbed a riverbank.
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“Your bank account can always be overdrawn. It’ll never be overfilled.”
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What do you call it when you lend money to a Taunka?
A buffaloane
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What's the difference between a loan and a psychologist?
The loan eventually matures and earns money.
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When you buy second hand powerbank and your phone starts charging the powerbank
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Me at the bank:
Casher: Excuse me, this money is fake.
Me: What is your problem? This money is mine and the account is mine too. Just put it there.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she could sell her spit to a sреrм bank.
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Ληστεία.
ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на...
Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка":
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit :
This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused
Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux"
Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail...
Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie
¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo!
Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.
Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet
¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo
Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä.
Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben...
Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open
Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti”
Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert
Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy.
- Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet.
Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb...
Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet…
Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma
Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама...
One day a woman was working at a sperm bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says"sir you do realize this is a sperm bank right?" the man...
Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl
Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got fired from a sреrм bank for drinking on the job.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she heard there was a change in the weather, she ran outside with her piggy bank.
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Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."
Clem: "That's awful. What happened?"
Lem: "Well, a thief came in, and I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it."
Clem: "What did the thief do then?"
Lem: "He took one more step, so I let him have it. I didn't want that sтuрid gun anyway."
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Suggestive Professions:
Doctors - "Take off your clothes."
Dentist - "Open wide."
Hairdressers - "Do you want it teased or blown?"
Milkmen - "Do you want it in front or in back?"
Interior decorators - "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
Bankers - "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
Police officers - "Spread 'em."
Mailmen - "I've got a package for you."
Pilots - "I take off fast, but bring it in slow and steady."
Hunters - "I love going deep in the bush."
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