Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.

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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....

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Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Кill.

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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!

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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.

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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.

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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.

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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.

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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.

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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.

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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"

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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.

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