Dentist Jokes

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Dentist! Dentist! I need your help!
“I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.
“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.
“Your light was on.”

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The Royal Wedding is like my upcoming dentist appointment.
I'll be happier when it's over.

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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb?
You've got some nerve, punk!

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What's the similarity between a dentist and an engineering graduate?
Both hate plaques

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Why didn't the 10th Dentist like the toothpaste?
Because he likes being addressed as a Doctor

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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ?
Open your mouth

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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little...
I’m having an affair with your wife

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At what time do you go to a dentist?
At tooth-hurty

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My dentist appointment was so great...
It was jaw-dropping

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Whats the best time to go to a dentist
Tooth hurty.
.... I'll let myself out

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I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day.
I got buck teeth.

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I’ve definitely started to like the dentist more in my old age.
“thisargfhtthooswagjk” is always the right answer.

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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