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Зъболекарят: На заболекар: Zahnarzt zum Patienten: "Das kann jetzt ein bisschen weh tun." Patient: "Kein Problem" Zahnarzt: "Ich habe seit 3 Jahren ein Verhältnis mit Ihrer Frau."
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Какво пише на гроба на стоматолог? Wat staat er op het graf van een tandarts? .... Hier is z'n laatste gat gevuld!
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Große Löcher in den Zähnen - Господи Der Zahnarzt: Зъболекар - Avatkaa suunne
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Усмивката.. "Frau Schneider Mężczyzna do kobiety: - Gdy widzę pani uśmiech Hij: "Mevrouw A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile "Frøken Hansen Un mec - Liisa — Дівчино - Valahányszor meglátom önt mosolyogni A guy is talking to a girl A guy is talking to a girl : "Everytime I see your smile - Når jeg ser på Deres smil
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Кратки вицови и афоризми за весел старт на работната недела Der Sohn beim Zahnarzt Στον Οδοντίατρο Майка към детето си: Mamman upprört till sonen: - Säg - AAAH - så doktorn kan ta ut sina fingrar ur din mun. У дитячого стоматолога: - Вовчику Der Zahnarzt zu klein Fritzchen: "Jetzt sag mal schön 'A' damit ich meinen Finger wieder bekomme." Hammaslääkärillä kuultua: - Voisiko kiltti poika nyt avata suunsa? Niin Dice el dentista: - Señora U zubaře s dítětem: „Ale Pepíčku Dantų gydytojo kabinete mama prašo Petriuko: - Petriuk
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An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn Една баба отива на зъболекар. Сяда на стола и се разкрачва. Бабичка отива на зъболекар. Ляга на стола и си вдига краката. Μασέλα Una donna va da stomatologa Una mujer acude al dentista. Cuando llega su turno To takhle přišla do zubní ordinace pěkná ženská Przychodzi baba do dentysty Aquela senhora En äldre dam kom in till tandläkaren
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Зъболекарят казва на пациента: Mentre sta lavorando con il trapano il dentista dice al paziente: "Per favore Un dentista le dice a su paciente: - Oiga Un dentista Hos tannlegen fikk Sander en noe uventet oppfordring: – Vennligst skrik så høyt du bare kan Un dentist A vizsgálat befejeztével a fogorvos azt mondja a páciensnek: - Megkérhetem Zubař prosí pacienta: „Buďte tak hodný a zakřičte Een tandarts tegen een pati?: "Zou u zo vriendelijk willen zijn even heel hard te schreeuwen?" "Waarom?" - Te rog
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Пациент отива с остра болка при виден зъболекар: Мъж с болни зъби отива на зъболекар Lennart gick till tandläkaren för att dra ut en tand. – Vi får lägga bedövning El dentista le explica al hombre que debía extraerle la muela para lo que lo iba a anestesiar. Comienza a preparar la jeringa cuando el hombre lo interrumpe: - Nada de agujas
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Wie wird eine Zahnarzt zum Gehirnchirurgen? Как стоматолог може да стане мозъчен хирург?
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During the last Yom Kippur High Holiday, many individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one.
- _ Talking section.
- _ No talking sectionIf talking, which category do you prefer?
(Indicate order of interest.
- _ Stock market.
- _ Sports.
- _ Medicine.
- _ General gossip.
- _ Specific gossip (choose from below.
- _ The rabbi.
- _ The cantor.
- _ The cantor's voice.
- _ The cantor's significant other.
- _ The rabbi�s significant other.
- _ Fashion news.
- _ What others are wearing.
- _ Why they look awful.
- _ My neighbors.
- _ My relatives.
- _ My neighbors' relatives.
- _ Presidential Election, results from.
- _ Who is cheating on/having an affair with whom.
- _ My children/grandchildren.
- _ Other:_______________________________Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?
- Doctor.
- Dentist.
- Nutritionist.
- Psychiatrist.
- Child psychiatrist.
- Podiatrist.
- Chiropractor.
- Stockbroker.
- Accountant.
- Lawyer, General Practice.
- Criminal Lawyer.
- Civil Lawyer.
- Real estate agent.
- Architect.
- Plumber.
- Buyer (Specify store:_____________ )
- Sexologist  (??)
- Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One]
- Other:____________________________I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority.
- On the aisle.
- Near the exit.
- Near the window.
- In Aruba.
- Near the bathroom.
- Near my in-laws.
- As far away from my in-laws as possible.
- As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible.
- Near the pulpit.
- Near single men.
- Near available women.
- Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services.
- Where no one will notice me sleeping during services.
- Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]
- Where I can text from my iPhone (SHHHH)(Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where:
- I can see my spouse over the mechitza.
- I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza.
- I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza.
- My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse over the mechitzaPlease do not place me anywhere near the following people:
(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.)
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________Your name:_________________________________
Building fund pledge (acknowledging and in grateful appreciation for
This change): $________________________
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