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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.

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Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?"
Boy: "I don't know, Why?"
Girl: "To get a new crown!"

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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!

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What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
"You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said.
"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte

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Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.

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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.

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Patient:
"Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist:
"Wear a brown tie..."

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My dentist reminded me of my wife’s sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

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My dentist asked me the last time I flossed… …
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I replied, “You remember.. You were there..”

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My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth.
I said it must be because he has the better dentist.

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I just had my first prostate examination
Worst dentist ever.

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