Dentist Jokes

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Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok.
Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily.
I wish he'd leave me alone.

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Man visits a dentist with broken teeth
Dentist.:
- How did you manage to break these three teeth. .?
Man:
- My wife bakeda bread that was too hard.
Dentist.:
- You could have refused to eat it
Man:
- That's exactly how this happened...

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I asked my dentist if I can have some of his laughing gas.
He said:
"Sure, knock yourself out."

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LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium.
It will be hilarious when you scream.

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I went to the dentist.
I sat down in the chair and he said,
"Open up for me..."
"OK," I said,
"My parents don't love me very much."

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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated..
So every year I give him a little plaque.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.

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A woman goes to the dentist....
And the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."

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My dentist told me to open up....
So I started telling him how depressed I was.

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A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”
“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

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The Dentist says,
"When was the last time you flossed?"
The Patient replies,
"You should know, you were there!"
Heard this at the dentist this morning

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Why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist
He said he wants a change of Korea..

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What time is the dentist appointment?
Tooth hurty

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Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?
They couldn't brush away their differences.

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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department?
Tooth Pics....

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Dentist! Dentist! I need your help!
“I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.
“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.
“Your light was on.”

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