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After cleaning his patient’s teeth, the dentist accompanied the five year old boy to the reception area, only to see him struggle with the oak door.

“It’s heavy, isn’t it?” asked the dentist.

“Yes,” he said. “Is that so children can’t escape?”

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Patient- Dr. How much it will cost me to extract my two teeth?
Dentist- $300 US dollars

Patient- How much time it will take?
Dentist- Five minutes

Patient- Five minutes only & it's $300 US dollars! Don't you think that is too expensive?
Dentist- I can do it in 30 minutes if you want?

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Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands inside someone's mouth?

Dentist: I prefer to think of it as having my hands inside their wallet.

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A boy met a girl....

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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Dentists. Doesn't your mouth just hurt when you hear that word? Not only painful - but expensive.

"That'll be 5,000 dollars."

"What? Why?"

"The price of gold went up."

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Steve phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" he complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

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President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.

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What did the teeth say to the dentist?

So when are we going out?

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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

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Your mom's so sтuрid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth!!!

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I’m sure you can’t imagine
it’s as simple as can be
the place is very private
the players are he and she
She whispers softly it will hurt
of course not he replied
It’s just a simple proscess
lay back and close your eyes
She say’s I’m rather frightned
I’ve never done this before
He wanted to continue
it won’t hurt much more
It’s getting rather painfull
as tears come to her eyes
it’s hurting something awful
it must be quite a size
Calm yourself my darling
the pleasure refolds your sin
Now open slightly
so I can fit more in
Suddenly with a jerk
she gave a shout
Now that it’s all over with
He slowly pulled it out
Now if you read this carefully
you will find
it’s not what you think
it’s just your dirтy mind
It is just a visit to the dentist!!!

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As a dentist, I recently tried out a new chocolate-flavored pumice paste on my patients. No one liked it except for a six-year-old boy. While I polished his teeth, he continued to smile and liск his lips. "You must really like this new flavor," I said.
"Yep," he replied, nodding with satisfaction. "It tastes just like the time I dropped my candy bar in the sandbox."

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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill...
"Get in the hole!!!"

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?
The last dentist is busy killing a lion

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A guy is talking to a girl
A guy is talking to a girl :
"Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place"
"Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?"
"No, I'm a dentist."

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I went to the dentist today
Dentist: Open up please
Me: Sometimes I get sad.

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Trump would be an amazing dentist
He is against anything that's not white and straight.

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