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My dentist told me to open up....
So I started telling him how depressed I was.

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A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”
“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

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The Dentist says,
"When was the last time you flossed?"
The Patient replies,
"You should know, you were there!"
Heard this at the dentist this morning

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Why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist
He said he wants a change of Korea..

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What time is the dentist appointment?
Tooth hurty

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Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?
They couldn't brush away their differences.

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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department?
Tooth Pics....

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Dentist! Dentist! I need your help!
“I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.
“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.
“Your light was on.”

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The Royal Wedding is like my upcoming dentist appointment.
I'll be happier when it's over.

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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb?
You've got some nerve, punk!

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The chamber of commerce gave an award to the best dentist in town
It was a little plaque........

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Why didn't the 10th Dentist like the toothpaste?
Because he likes being addressed as a Doctor

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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ?
Open your mouth

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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little...
I’m having an affair with your wife

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At what time do you go to a dentist?
At tooth-hurty

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My dentist appointment was so great...
It was jaw-dropping

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Whats the best time to go to a dentist
Tooth hurty.
.... I'll let myself out

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