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President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.

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What did the teeth say to the dentist?

So when are we going out?

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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill...
"Get in the hole!!!"

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?
The last dentist is busy killing a lion

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A guy is talking to a girl
A guy is talking to a girl :
"Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place"
"Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?"
"No, I'm a dentist."

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I went to the dentist today
Dentist: Open up please
Me: Sometimes I get sad.

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Trump would be an amazing dentist
He is against anything that's not white and straight.

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Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok.
Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily.
I wish he'd leave me alone.

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Man visits a dentist with broken teeth
Dentist.:
- How did you manage to break these three teeth. .?
Man:
- My wife bakeda bread that was too hard.
Dentist.:
- You could have refused to eat it
Man:
- That's exactly how this happened...

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I asked my dentist if I can have some of his laughing gas.
He said:
"Sure, knock yourself out."

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LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium.
It will be hilarious when you scream.

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I went to the dentist.
I sat down in the chair and he said,
"Open up for me..."
"OK," I said,
"My parents don't love me very much."

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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated..
So every year I give him a little plaque.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.

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A woman goes to the dentist....
And the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."

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