Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
In Anant's motel,Two pakistani dwarfs go into a discotheque, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an еrестiоn. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE... UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second ракi asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard-on." The second ракi shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the f*cking bed"
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother”
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still…
You can’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother”
But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain’t no kin to Pappy.