Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
H e’s the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth.
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt Married the Happens brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dog Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicey number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
Now you know… Jack Schitt
(FWIW. “Sven and Ollie” are two yokels or hillbillies. They are popular subjects in Norwegian and Swedish jokes, often told in Minnesota and northern climates.. They typically are not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.) …
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Sven and Ollie buy a mule. But when they get it home, they can’t get it into the barn. It just won’t go.
Sven says, “I know just the problem. He won’t fit through the door because his ears are too long.”
Ollie sees that Sven is right, thinks a bit, and then says, “I know what we can do. We should raise the barn up by a foot, so he’ll fit.”
Sven asks, “Wouldn’t it be easier to dig a ditch for him to walk in?”
Ollie says, “Sven, don’t be such a duммy! It’s his ears that are too long, not his legs!”