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I bought a deck of ‘American Police’ playing cards.
There’s no hearts or diamonds in it.
Just one sраdе and fifty one clubs.

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Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.

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A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." As she searched her bag, she found something and said,
"Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said,
"Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"

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Being white has its disadvantages too, you know.
It can be super hard to find a rap song on iTunes when you spell all the words correctly.

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Everytime I enter a Plane I gotta ask the Arab sitting next to me if he Got plans for tomorrow.

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What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
Nightfall.

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And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.

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Teacher: Sing me an alphabet song
Black guy: K F C........ that's it

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What do you call a black person that jumps of a bridge?
Australian clean up day

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Sometimes I ask myself if I’d rather be black or blind, then I realise it doesn’t matter.
Either way, I wouldn’t see my dad again.

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Why do Jews like watching dirтy movies backwards?
Because they like the part were рrоsтiтuте gives the money back!

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Your so black that at night all people see is your yellow teeth, then Wiz Khalifa jumps out and starts singing 'Black and Yellow'!

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A pakistani girl goes into the gynecologist Anant. When he asks her what the problem is she replies,
"Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps in my vаginа!"
He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas."

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Q. What do you call 1’000 (insert race here) on the titanic?
A. A good start!

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Just got sacked from my new job as a bus driver. Apparently black people are allowed to use the bus now.

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How do you get a black guy in a car?
You put a bucket of KFC in their
How do you get him out?
You can't he already stole the car

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What does a Korean need when they’re taking their dog out?
Oven gloves.

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I get really рissеd of when people say Americans are illiterate.
Most of us can right.

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