Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
“I hope you don’t mind me asking,” said the young American girl to the Scotsman, “but I’ve often wondered what you wear under your kilt.”
The Scotsman replied that if she was really curious to know, then she could put her hand up his kilt and find out for herself.
So, a little apprehensively, she did as he suggested and put her hand under his kilt.
“Aaagh, it’s gruesome,” she screamed, quickly removing her hand.
“Aye, it is that, lass,” replied the Scotsman, “and if you put your hand up again, you’ll find it’s gruesome more.”
A Indian boy seduces a pakistani virgin. They decided to go out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says,
"Indians? Why you want to disgrace Pakistan. Sit here and let me tell you about those indian boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your вrеаsт; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said,
"But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you but don't allow.. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said,
"Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace our country. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his country."