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Anna was walking along the beach one evening, and she saw a Ракi with no arms and no legs, and he was crying. She walked over and asked what was wrong. He replied, "I'm 21 years old, I've got no arms or legs and I've never been kissed".
Feeling sorry for him she веnт down and kissed him.
Later on she saw him crying again "I'm 21 years old, I've got no arms or legs and I've never f*cked."
So she picks him up and throws into the sea, saying, "You're f*cked now.

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Failed my Politics exam. The question was “Describe the role that India plays in the modern world”.
Apparently “Tech Support” is not the correct answer.

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My Jewish neighbour said, “Do you have any superglue?”
I said, “Why, what have you broke?”
He said, “Nothing, my sons tooth’s come out.”

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Just one time I wanna hear a sports announcer say, "Man black people are fast!"

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What do you call a virgin in England?
16 years old.
What do you call a virgin in France?
18 years old.
What do you call a virgin in Afghanistan?
A really fast camel.

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I feel the same way about turtles as I do Asian people.
If they aren’t ninjas, I’m not interested.

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Just been watching the Masters snooker, and I’ve been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?

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‘Don’t let the camel’s nose under the tent’. - Old Arabian saying.
‘Don’t let the camel’s toe behind the wheel’. - New Arabian saying.

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What do you call an elevator filled with dead white people's bodies?
A bag of сhiрs!

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Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

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I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture.
So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant.
I squinted my eyes and shouted, “Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!” But instead of showing appreciation, they took the upturned prawn-сrаскеr basket from my head and told me to get out.

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I just learned that the reason people call Jews pigs is because, when your nose is that big, your nostrils are guaranteed to be huge.

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A Jew goes to visit his Jewish mate.
He finds him stripping the walls of wallpaper.
“Doing a bit of renovating then are you?” he asks.
“No, we’re moving house”, says his mate.

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A young Arab asks his father..
What is this weird hat that we are wearing?
Why ,it’s a “Chechia” because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
It’s a “Djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot, and it protects your body!
And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
“Babouches”which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!….
Tell me papa?..
Yes my son?..
Then, why are we living in London?.

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A group of Eskimos is taking a Florida vacation and they visit Kennedy Space Center: at Cape Canaveral.
One of the Eskimos can’t hold it any longer and hurries to
The loo where he launches an ICBM.

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What’s long and hard for white people but short and relaxed for Asians?
A maths exam.

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Last night I was gonna surprise my Korean Wife with a romantic meal but someone let the cat out of the bag.

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What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.

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