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Yo' Mama is so fат, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

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Why’s a fат woman like a skateboard?
They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.

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Yo mama is so fат a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

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Your momma's so fат that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

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Yo momma's so fат; she's in two time zones at the same time!

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Yo momma’s so fат, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued."

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Yo mama so fат she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.

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"Yo momma so fат she stands in two time zones!"

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Yo momma’s so fат, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.

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Yo momma so fат and sтuрid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

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Yo mama's so fат, when I finished having sеx with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

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Girl: why am I still single?
Brain: you're weird as shiт.
Body: and you're fат.
Face: plus you're pretty ugly.
Food: Don't worry ваве, I'm here for you.

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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fат?
Divorce him.

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I wish I could see what it was like to be fат for just one day.
I'm tired of being fат every day.

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Yo mama is so fат on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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Yo mama so fат God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hеll.

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