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Yo mama is so fат they thought her вuтт was a new planet.

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fат.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her blood type is marinara.

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Yo momma’s so fат, her chairs have seat belts.

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"Yo momma so fат when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

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Your momma so fат...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

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Yo mamma is so fат, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

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Yo mama is so fат Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!

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Yo momma so fат it's not even funny anymore.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when I sсrеwеd her, I burnt my аss on the light bulb.

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Yo mamma’s so fат, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming:
Look, a flying saucer!

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Yo momma is so fат she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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A lot of people are pretty upset about "fат shaming" jokes these days
Maybe they need to lighten up

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Yo' Mama is so fат, after sеx, she smokes a turkey.

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Yo mama is so fат that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

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Your mom's so fат she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

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Yo mama so fат when you have sеx with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

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Yo momma’s so fат, she sells shade in the summer.

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