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Yo' mama so fат, she's on both sides of the family!

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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:
"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"

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"Yo momma so fат when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"

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Yo momma so fат, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Yo mama is so fат when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

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Yo mama is so fат that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.

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Yo mama's so fат, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fат chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.

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Yo mama so fат when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.

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Yo momma’s so fат, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

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Yo momma’s so fат, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her вuтт cheeks.

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Yo mama's so fат when she is having sеx, her partner doesen't know if it's in her вuтт or her воовs.

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Yo mama so fат when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

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Yo mama so fат that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

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Yo mama so fат that she is called America.

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Yo mamma so fат when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

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How do you fuск a fат chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fат pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”

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