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Ένα ζευγάρι Пред огледалото: Стои една жена пред огледалото и казва на мъжа си: Schatz Minha namorada estava nua na frente de um espelho e ela não estava feliz com o que via. Un matrimonio ya acostándose al final del día. Une femme dit à son mari : Η σύζυγος κοιτάζει τον εαυτό της μπροστά στον καθρέπτη. Стоит женщина перед зеркалом This woman rushed to see her doctor Une femme nue Eine etwas in die Jahre gekommene Frau steht vor dem zu Bett gehen nackt vor dem Spiegel A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband Mijn vrouw bekeek  zich in de spiegel en was niet tevreden met wat ze daar zag. Ik voel me verschrikkelijk Een koppel maakt zich klaar om te gaan slapen. De vrouw staat voor haar grote spiegel Due amici parlano del loro San Valentino. Uno racconta all'altro: "Ieri sera io e mia moglie dovevamo andare a cena fuori: avevo prenotato per le otto ed erano già le otto e un quarto quando lei... "Schatz?" "Ja?" "Ich fühle mich so hässlich A mulher esta nua Toen mijn vrouw in de spiegel keek zei ze: “Ik begin dik O Marido chega para a esposa: " estou tão velho Kona står naken og ser seg selv i speilet. Hun sier til mannen: "Jeg er gammel En kone sto foran speilet og så på seg selv. Hun var ikke fornøyd med det hun så og sa til mannen: - Jeg føler meg helt forferdelig Kobita budzi się rano po Sylwestrze Kobieta w kwiecie wieku staje przed lustrem i mówi do męża: - Ech... przybyło mi zmarszczek Kadın aynaya baktı ve kocasına dönüp: - Kendimi iğrenç buluyorum En kvinna stod naken framför sovrumsspegeln. Hon var inte glad åt vad hon såg och sade till sin make: "Jag känner mig förfärlig. Jag ser gammal Ea: Iubitule Marito e moglie in camera da letto. Lui è nel letto che sta leggendo il giornale Une femme dit a son mari: - Cheri je me sens vieille Стоїть жінка перед дзеркалом Une femme se regarde dans le miroir : - Ah regarde comment je suis grasse et laide Sieva stāv pie spoguļa Η γυναίκα μου στεκόνταν γυμνή μπροστά στον καθρέφτη και μου λέει: - Αισθάνομαι χάλια. Δείχνω γριά Az öregedő feleség áll a tükör előtt: - Jaj Istenem
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Камили Eines Tages fragt das Kamelbaby seine Mutter: Das Kamelkind fragt den Kamelvater: "Du Stoi tata wielbłąd Genç deve sorar: - Anne niye bizim ayaklarımız bu kadar büyük? Anne cevap vermiş: - Çölde kuma batmamak için. Genç deve tekrar sormuş: - Peki kirpiklerimiz niye bu kadar gür? Anne tekrar cevap... Anne deve ve çocuk deve hayata dair sohbet ederler. Meraklı çocuk deve annesine: - Anne
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replies,
"Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert,"
"Thanks Mom," replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?"
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies,
"They are there to help us store fат for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods."
"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..."
"Yes son?"
"What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"
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