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You're not fат, you're just... easier to see.

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Yo momma is so vegan and fат...
.. That she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

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Yo mama so fат the only letters of the alphabet she understands are KFC

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of сrаск.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she broke the family tree.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

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Yo momma's so fат, even Dora can't explore her.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

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Yo momma's so fат, she wakes up in sections.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family! "

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Yo Momma so fат, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed 3 episodes.

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Yo Momma so fат, she steps on a scale and makes my phone number come up.

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How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fат guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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Yo momma so fат when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

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Yo momma is so fат she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

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1. Yo mama so sтuрid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
2. Yo mama so fат I took a picture if her last Christmas (2013) and its still printing.
3. Yo mama so fат when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

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