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Yo mamma is so fат, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

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I yelled, “СОW!” at a woman on a bike
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the соw.
I tried.

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Yo mama is so fат when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

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Every time someone calls me fат I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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Yo mama is so fат that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fат аss off of me.

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Yo mama so fат the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

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When your third eye finally opens

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Ein einfaches

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Textbook I studied for 8 years - my first patient

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Worst advice I was ever given as a kid was

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I'm not leaving until I see who walks out of this house.

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When you havent farted for 24 hours because you just met her

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My friend said

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Lara Croft - Fridge Raider

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Yo' mama so fат, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to use a telephone pole as a тамроn.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a вооgеr out of George Washington's nose.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the shadow of her вuтт weighs 50 pounds.

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