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Yo' mama so fат, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to use a telephone pole as a тамроn.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a вооgеr out of George Washington's nose.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, instead of wearing Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

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Yo' Mama's so fат, she uses Interstate 95 as a slip and slide.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she fell in love and broke it.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she bleeds chocolate milk.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she's got more сrаск than a drug dealer.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo mama's so fат, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I ran around her twice and got lost.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she gets her shoes shined, she has to take the shoeshine boy's word for it.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

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