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Yo mama is so fат, the army used her pants for a parachute.

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Q. How are fат girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

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Yo momma's so fат...
Your family portrait has stretch marks

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Your mum is so fат when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

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Yo' Mama's so fат, her scale reads "Game Over."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"

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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fат in those pants."

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Yo mama so fат she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!

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Yo Momma so fат, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Yo mama's so fат that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.

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Yo Momma so fат that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

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A very fат woman comes into a store and tells the clerk,
"I would like to see a bikini that fits me."
Clerk, "me too..."

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Yo Momma is so fат…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

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A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fат and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."

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Yo Mama So fат...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

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Yo mama is so fат that when she asked, Why is the grass always greener on the other side? everyone replied, 'Cause you aren't standing on it.

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