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Yo momma's so fат, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Yo momma's so fат, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

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Yo momma's so fат she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

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Yo momma's so fат, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 кill streak!

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Yo momma's so fат, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

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Yo momma's so fат, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she goes out to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "sounds good. "

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Yo momma's so fат, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she went skydiving over Iraq, everyone thought America dropped a nuke.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!

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Yo momma's so fат, every time she turns around it's her next birthday.

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Yo momma's so fат, she sat on a Nintendo GameCube and it turned into a Game Boy.

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Yo momma's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia Pet.

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Yo momma's so fат, when we played hide and seek, I spotted her behind the Himalayas.

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Yo momma's so fат, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

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Yo momma's so fат, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

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Yo momma's so fат, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

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