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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving next time you go to a restaurant, instead of a menu, you'll get an estimate.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving, the highway department will make you wear an "Oversize Load" sign every time you take a walk.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving next time you wear leather pants to a party, people will sit on your воотy thinking it's a couch.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving you'll need license plates for your shoes.

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Yo mamma is so fат dora couldn't even explore her.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

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Yo momma's so fат, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

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Yo momma's so fат, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

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Yo momma's so fат, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

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Yo momma's so fат she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

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Yo momma's so fат, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Yo momma's so fат, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

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Yo momma's so fат she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

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Yo momma's so fат, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.

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