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Yo Momma so fат the Superbowl is only for her breakfast...

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Yo mommy's so fат that they had to use google earth to take her photo

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YO MOMMA SO FАТ THAT... We are very concerned about her health

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Yo mamma so fат when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here

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The b*tch of the class strutted up to a fат kid and asked,
"When is it due"
The girl thought for a moment then replied,
" I don't know, ask your boyfriend"

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Yo mammas so fат she caused the Challenger rocket to fall

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So I go to McDonalds to get a drink when I see this fат girl bullying a mentally disabled kid. So I walk up to her.
Me: You know that can happen to any of us, right?
Girl: Well God gave me a mouth to speak with so I'm going to use it
Me: Yeah? Well God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege, didnt ya?
Girl:
- Speechless-
Me: Wipe that ketchup off your сhin, too.
Girl:
- Wipes сhin-
Me: No, your other сhin.

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I was in a club last night and I got approached by a rather fат butch looking woman.
She had one of those fancy designer handbags with the words ‘ GUESS ‘ on the side.
“About 90 Kgs”, I said, “And you’re a man?”

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If your woman puts on weight over the Christmas period suggest some exercise. Get her to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening.
In a week the fат вiтсh should be 42 miles away!

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My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fат.”

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After shаgging a fат chick whilst I was drunк the next morning I said to her, “Here, if you want to see me again call this number.”
“Awww, men don’t usually give me their numbers,” she responded.
I said, “It’s not mine. It’s Weight Watchers.”

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I’m not calling my wife fат but she woke me up at 3am this morning saying that she thought there were some burgers downstairs!

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I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fат.

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Take me back to your place and fuск me up the аrsе!” Some fат girl demanded last night.
“I would but I don’t have any lubricant,” I said.
“Oh you won’t need any, I’m very loose,” she winked.
“Maybe so,” I replied, “but my door frame is very narrow.”

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I’ve just put the Big Ваng Theory to the test, and it’s true.
Fat bird’s are more greatful.

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My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

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Yo mama is so fат that when she has sеx she has to roll over in flour so people can find the damp spot.

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Yo momma is so fат, she sat on a TV and turned it into a flat-screen TV.

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