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Yo momma so fат even flat stanley told her to scoot the fuск over

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Yo Momma is so fат that her photos are clicked from a satellite.

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Ya mommas so fат she went out with a waterproff yellow coat on and people kept shouting taxi

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Yo Momma so fат the Superbowl is only for her breakfast...

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Yo mommy's so fат that they had to use google earth to take her photo

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YO MOMMA SO FАТ THAT... We are very concerned about her health

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Can fат people go skinny dipping??

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Yo mamma so fат when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here

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The b*tch of the class strutted up to a fат kid and asked,
"When is it due"
The girl thought for a moment then replied,
" I don't know, ask your boyfriend"

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Yo mammas so fат she caused the Challenger rocket to fall

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So I go to McDonalds to get a drink when I see this fат girl bullying a mentally disabled kid. So I walk up to her.
Me: You know that can happen to any of us, right?
Girl: Well God gave me a mouth to speak with so I'm going to use it
Me: Yeah? Well God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege, didnt ya?
Girl:
- Speechless-
Me: Wipe that ketchup off your сhin, too.
Girl:
- Wipes сhin-
Me: No, your other сhin.

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I was in a club last night and I got approached by a rather fат butch looking woman.
She had one of those fancy designer handbags with the words ‘ GUESS ‘ on the side.
“About 90 Kgs”, I said, “And you’re a man?”

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My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fат.”

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After shаgging a fат chick whilst I was drunк the next morning I said to her, “Here, if you want to see me again call this number.”
“Awww, men don’t usually give me their numbers,” she responded.
I said, “It’s not mine. It’s Weight Watchers.”

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I’m not calling my wife fат but she woke me up at 3am this morning saying that she thought there were some burgers downstairs!

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My wife thinks the reason she can’t fit into anything any more is not because she’s fат, but because everything has shrunk.
I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen our car in the washing machine…

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I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fат.

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Take me back to your place and fuск me up the аrsе!” Some fат girl demanded last night.
“I would but I don’t have any lubricant,” I said.
“Oh you won’t need any, I’m very loose,” she winked.
“Maybe so,” I replied, “but my door frame is very narrow.”

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