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Your mom is so fат, she made an email account just so she could eat the spam.

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Your momma is so fат, when she farts even Krakatoa is jealous.

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Yo momma so fат she could fit king kong under her ass

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Yo mama so fат when she sat on four quarters she made a dollar bill.

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Your mom is so fат she went to a party in a metallic dress and people thought she was a keg.

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Yo Mama so fат that Steven Hawkins based his 'black hole theory' on her a**hole!!!!!!!!

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Your friend: Stop fат b*tch
Me: thats what your mom called my dick

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Yo momma so fат even Jesus can't lift her soul

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Yo mama like a piece of chicken fат greasy and everyone had a piece of her

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YO momma is so fат she had to make you to clean her аss because she could not get it

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Yo mama so fат it took her three years to get to the next corner

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Yo mama so fат when she stepped on the moon they said "Houston we have a problem".

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Yo mama so fат when I killed her in call of duty it said five кill streak

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Yo mamma so fат not even Dora can explore her; not even with diego's help!

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Your Mums so fат, when i shot here in COD i got a ten кill streak.

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Yo mamas so fат when she went to the zoo some one said "oh shiт the elephants lose, get it back in its cage.

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I wouldn't say your mom's fат, but when I saw her get off the bus, she offered her seat to three men.

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Yo Mamma so fат that when she wanted a water bed they had to put sheets on the pacific ocean.

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