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Yo momma so fат that when she sat on a dollar 4 quarters popped out.

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Yo momma so fат, she uses the Kool-Aid man for a teacup.

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Yo momma so fат when she went whale watching the people were watching her.

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Yo mama is so fат and dumb she signed up for an email account because she heard it contained spam.

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Yo mama so fат that she stepped on a scale and two white flags popped out that said,
"I surrender!"

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Yo mamma so fат when she went to get her picture taken the photographer told her to say "Cheese" and she said,
"Where?"

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Yo mama is so fат that when I had sеx with her I had to roll over two times to get off of her.

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Your momma so fат when she turned on her PS4 the PlayStation Network crashed.

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Yo mama so fат when she goes up to a buffet she doesn't bring a plate, she brings her chair.

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Yo mama so fат that Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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Yo momma is so fат when you tell her to haul аss she takes three trips.

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Your momma is so fат that your dad has to climb 15 minutes just to give her a kiss.

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Your mamma is so fат when she was an astronaut, scientists thought she was a planet.

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Yo momma so fат she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.

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Yo mama so fат she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said,
"Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."

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Yo mama so fат that when she plays volleyball she plays the whole court.

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Yo momma so fат she plays billiards with the planets.

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Yo mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fат.

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