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Yo mama so fат, her shadow broke the pavement.

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Yo moma so fат she wears trashbags for socks.

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Yo momma is so fат that when she put on a yellow dress the sun went out of business.

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Yo momma so sтuрid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Yo momma so fат when a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie

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Yo mama so fат that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.

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Yo mama so fат that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.

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Yo mamma's so fат she turned an airplane into a submarine.

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Yo momma's so fат, your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.

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Yo momma's so fат, she went to Jenny Craig and they said,
"Sorry, we don't do miracles."

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Yo momma so fат, she broke a world record by falling on it

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Yo momma so fат when she got her period people thought there was a volcano.

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Yo mama has so many rolls of fат she has to sсrеw on her pants.

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Your momma's so fат, when she takes a selfie she's gotta put her camera on panoramic mode!

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Yo momma so fат she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

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Yo momma is so fат she has her own gravitational pull.

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Yo mama is so fат that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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Yo momma so fат when she auditioned for Star Wars she was cast as outer space.

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Your momma so fат when she stepped on a quarter she picked up two dimes and a nickel.

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