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Yo mamma's so fат, she IS the circle of life.

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Your mama so fат when she did a push up Earth went down.

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Yo mama so fат that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.

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Yo momma is so fат when she falls down the hobo's start saying:
The sky is falling

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Yo momma so fат she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"

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Yo mama is so fат, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.

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Your momma is so fат NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.

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Yo mama so fат she got тiттiеs on her back.

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Yo mama is so fат that I had to take her photo in panorama mode.

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Yo mama's so fат that to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Тwinкiе on the other side.

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Yo momma is so fат, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her аsshоlе.

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Yo momma so fат, her shadow puts dents in the ground.

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To mamma so fат whe a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie

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Your mama so fат when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.

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Yo mama's so fат, she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets.

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Yo momma so fат she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.

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Yo momma so fат that when she farted, the second Big Ваng occurred.

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Yo momma'so fат, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!

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