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Yo Mama is so fат, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the zoo, elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

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Yo mama so fат she needs 5hr energy to sit

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Yo Momma is so fат they have to attach a siren to her back when she backs up

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Yo momma so fат she makes Free Willy look like a goldfish

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If skinny people go skinny dipping. Do fат people go chunky dunking?

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Yo mama so fат, Dracula suскеd her blood and got diabetes.

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Yo mamma is so fат, black holes get suскеd into her.

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Yo mamma's so fат, I don't have to make a joke.

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Yp mama so fат, she caused millions of dollar property damage.

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Yo mama so fат that when aliens came to invade us they said,
"Wow! Two planets in one."

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Yo mama so fат she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!

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Yo mamma is so fат, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

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Yo momma so fат her belt loops have mile markers.

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Yo momma is so fат she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.

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There is a drunк guy in a bar and a big, fат woman with a parrot on her shoulder. She sits by the drunк guy and he looks over at her and says,
"Where'd you get that hog?" She looks at him and frowns. He takes a few more drinks, then he says,
"Where'd you get that hog?" She looks and says,
"I'll have you know, this is not a hog, this is a parrot!" The dude says,
"Well I'll have you know, I was talking to the hog."

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Yo mama is so fат when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

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Yo mama's so fат when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.

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