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I was talking to a fат bird down the pub last night.
She said, “Would you call me a taxi?”
I said, “No, you’re more like a 12 seater mini bus.”

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she can't stand in single file.

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Why are gаy people such great dressers?
Cause they've spent alot of time in the closet.
*slaps random fат kid*

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A blonde, a fат brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says,
"I look fат," and dies. The brunette says,
" I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says,
"I think..." and dies.

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Yo momma so fат her favorite food is seconds.

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A fат man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fат guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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I work at a local fast food joint. It cracks me up when a fат аss customer orders a quadruple stacked cheeseburger, with extra sauce, a ton of extras, extra large fries with extra sauce, and then orders a small diet coke.

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You know you're getting fат when you say you're fат in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

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You're so fат you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

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Yo mama is so fат when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

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Yo momma is so fат Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

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Wife:
"Does this dress make me look fат?"
Husband:
"Stop blaming the dress, It's your fат that makes you look fат."

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Yo Momma so fат, she claims that the scale shows her phone number instead of her weight.

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When I was young, I used to eat a lot because my parents told me that fат kids are harder to kidnap.

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Yo Mama is so fат, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the zoo, elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

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Yo mama so fат she needs 5hr energy to sit

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Yo mammas so fат when she dresses in green in tokyo and the japenese say "ahh it godzilla"

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