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Yo mama is so fат when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise.

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Yo mama is so fат that half of her body is still in last week!

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I slowed down in my car besides a fат chick jogging along the side walk earlier.
“You’re probably best jogging on the grass,” I shouted.
“Why, will that get me fitter?” she giggled, panting.
“No,” I replied. “Because there’s a woman trying to get past you with her pram.”

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Yo Mama is so fат she works at her local cinema as a projection screen.

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I'm a voluptuous woman -- a big, beautiful woman -- I don't date no fат men. If you fат, please stay out of my face. What two fат people gonna do? Have a World Wrestling Federation match?

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Yo mamma is so fат, when it rains she uses the highway as a Slip,N,Slide!!

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Yo mama is so fат that Africans thought she was an elephant.

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My wife is so fат that when she booked a flight they made her have 2 seats.
She was рissеd off until I mentioned that she would get 2 meals.

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I was at the doctor this week. He says, 'Joe, you should really try and be the perfect weight.' So I looked behind him on the chart, and it turns out, I'm still within the parameters of being the perfect weight. Apparently, I'm the wrong height.

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You're so fат you tried to eat Eniemen at the Grammies.

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Yo Momma's so fат, she jumped in the pacific ocean, neck minute, its the pacific desert.

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Yo mama so fат when she walks past the tv when im watching doctor who i mis the whole series

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A client recently brought her two cats to my husband’s veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat.
She watched closely as I put each on the scale. “They weigh about the same,” I told her.
“That proves it!” she exclaimed. “Black does make you look slimmer and stripes make you look fат.”

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What do you call a fат woman with a rаре whistle? …
Overly Optimistic.

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Girl: You're so fат! You have вiggеr тiттiеs than me!
Me: Вiтсh... It's not my fault that you're flat chested. Fuск out of here.

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Yo mama so fат that when she fell down the stairs it played the theme song of eastenders.

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“We need a вiggеr house.” Said my wife.
“Why not just go on a diet?” I replied.

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A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, "I'm so old. I'm so fат. I look horrible. I really need a compliment."
Her husband, determined to quickly give his beloved the comfort she needs, exclaims, "Dамn, do you have good eyesight!"

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