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Your so fат even blind people can see you.
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Yo mama so fат, when she died, scientists recounted world population and realised 2 billion people were missing.
*Which proofs yo mama was like 2 billion people*
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Next time a woman tries to defend her insane weight gain with, “Well, I’ve had two children.”
Reply with, what? for Breakfast?”
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A  woman has a medical at the doctors.
“You are grossly overweight,” he says.
- ”I want a 2nd opinion,” she exclaims.
- ” OK. You’re вlооdy ugly as well.”
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A fат lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks:
"Where did you get the соw?" the fат lady says "its not a соw its a pig", and the bartender said,
" I was talking to the pig"
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A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.
He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and homely looking woman. “Sсrеw me or climb the ladder to success” she said. No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.
“Sсrеw me or climb the ladder to success” she said. “Well”, thought the man, “might as well carry on. On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was really hot.
“Sсrеw me now or climb the ladder to success” she uttered. As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, everything he could want. “Sсrеw me or climb the ladder to success” she flirted.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his crotch.
“Who are you?” the man asked.
“Hello” said the ugly fат man said, “my name’s Cess!”
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You mama so fат that king Kong cant match her
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Yo momma is so dамn fат that when I think about her my neck brakes
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Q. What makes a fат Mexican run as fast as a Olympic runner ?
A. When someone yells "BORDER PATROL, BORDER PATROL".
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When you’re a fат kid you only get to be two things.
Funny, and a goalkeeper.
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Now that I'm married, I'm being asked questions I have never been asked before in my entire life. The other day, my wife came up to me and said, 'Do you think I'm fат?' I said, 'Excuse me sweetheart, but do you see "sтuрid jаскаss" written on my face? Do you see "let's have a fight for no apparent reason" written on my face somewhere?'
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Yo Momma so fат the doctor told her to step on the scale and he said holy сrар thats my phone number.
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Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his вееr. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.
“Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those women’s questions women ask. Now I’m in deep doo-doo at home.”
“What kind of question?, asked Tom.
“My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fат and ugly.”
“That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will'”.
“Yeah”, said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said ‘Of course I DO….'”
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Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fат.
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Never make fun of fат girls with lisps…
They’re thick and tired of it.
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This fат bird came up to me in the pub last night and said:
“Hey, stud, what’s the chances of me getting you in the sack tonight.”
“Absolutely none at all, you fат тwат” I laughed.
“You’re so wrong!” she said, as she took aim and kicked me in the воllоскs.
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Slow dancing with a fат person?
That’s like trying to move a refrigerator by yourself.
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I’ll never forget the day I met my wife.
We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fат mate.
They’d gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then, she was the one.
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