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Yo momma so fат when she wears a green sweater people yell GODZILLLLLLAAAAA

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Yo momma is so fат she put on a yellow raincoat and everyone started to shout taxi

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Had a nightmare last night about a fат old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.

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I've got a wedding I've got to go to next week, and I was trying to lose six pounds by the weekend. I don't think I'm going to do it, so I'm going to get my back waxed, and then, I'll only have to lose two.

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After one too many remarks about her weight, my wife went berserk.
She screamed, “If you keep up with these fат jokes, you’ll drive me to suicide!”
“Well I’d have to, you wouldn’t walk would you?” I replied.

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I’m sure good looking lеsвiаns look at fат lеsвiаns and give them no chance.
Until they see their fingers.

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I’m not saying my wife’s a fат, greedy вiтсh, but she’s just cleaned the cooker with two fuскing slices of bread.

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Yo mama so fат when she swims next to whales she sings frickin we are family!!!

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Yo moma so fат when she fell off a cliff the cliff got hurt.

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You know you’re fат when you look in the mirror and your own тiтs turn you on

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If you had to choose between being skinny and eating tacos everyday for the rest of your life…
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Would you choose hard or soft taco shells?

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Onomnomnomatopoeia:
Describing the sound of a fат person eating.

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Behind every fат woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

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Yo mama so fат when people saw her they yelled the earth is colliding

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Fingеring a fат Girl is like trying to steal snacks from a vending machine.

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Fаg: your fат like an elephant
Guy: cool that means I can join your mom at the zoo

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Bully: Did you realise that you're obese?
Fat Kid: Yes, I realised about 1 year ago that I am a beast. What about yourself?

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Yo Momma is so fат, i stand before her, turn around and see her back.

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