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Just got a letter from Channel 4..
Thanks for entering your wife for the new quiz show but you may have miss heard the tittle, the show is called “Fact hunt”

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I was waiting at the bus stop when a fат woman waddled up.
“When’s it due, love?” I asked.
“You cheeky ваsтаrd!” she spat.
“The bus, chubby,” I said. “Who’d want to fсuк you?”

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Yo mama is so fат when she weared a blue dress the people thought that the sky was falling

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My main squeeze finally got her first bikini. It’s a three piece - it’s a top, a bottom and a blindfold for me.

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Yo momma's so fат, she has to do a Slip 'N Slide on the 405 freeway.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other:
"You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."

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Yo Momma is so fат, when she fell on the railroad they had to save the train!

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Your momma so fат she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Yo mamma so fат, when she was swimming she was mistaken for an island!

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Yo momma's so fат, she needs one bar stool for each вuтт cheek.

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Yo momma's so fат, she went bungee jumping and went straight to Неll.

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Yo mama so fат when she twerks it makes an earthqauke

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Yo mama is so fат she she said that she wanted a water bed and they had to put a blanket over the ocean

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Yo momma so fат, she uses Jupiter as a basketball

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I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down...
So i went home to it and said "You're fат and lazy."

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I'm not saying my neighbor's dog is fat
But she's more than a little husky.

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My wife looked at herself in the mirror and said to me...
'All I see is a fат, ugly woman, can you say something nice about me to make me feel better'
'Of course' I replied 'Your eyesight is perfect'

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Your momma's so fат, she's like the negative cosine of X...
They both go down after pi

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