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My main squeeze finally got her first bikini. It’s a three piece - it’s a top, a bottom and a blindfold for me.

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Yo momma's so fат, she has to do a Slip 'N Slide on the 405 freeway.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other:
"You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."

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Your momma so fат she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Yo mamma so fат, when she was swimming she was mistaken for an island!

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Yo momma's so fат, she needs one bar stool for each вuтт cheek.

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Yo momma's so fат, she went bungee jumping and went straight to Неll.

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Yo mama so fат when she twerks it makes an earthqauke

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Yo mama is so fат that when Dracula drank her blood she gave him diabetes.

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Yo mama is so fат she she said that she wanted a water bed and they had to put a blanket over the ocean

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Yo momma so fат, she uses Jupiter as a basketball

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I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down...
So i went home to it and said "You're fат and lazy."

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My wife looked at herself in the mirror and said to me...
'All I see is a fат, ugly woman, can you say something nice about me to make me feel better'
'Of course' I replied 'Your eyesight is perfect'

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Your momma's so fат, she's like the negative cosine of X...
They both go down after pi

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Fат girl on a table
I went to bar , and there was a fат girl dancing on the tables
" nice legs" I said
" you think so?" She replied
" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"

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You should never tease a fат girl with a lisp.
She's probably thick and tired of it.

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My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means.
Thomas, Carl or the fат and ugly one?

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What does a box of chocolate and life have in common?
They don't last long for fат people.

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